"Checklist Tourism" (Mona Lisa) White Sweatshirt

Eager to check the Mona Lisa off of their bucketlists, people rush to take pictures of the art, obscuring the view of other tourists. The crowd holds their phones above their heads as periscopes in order to see the art "in person". Seeing the image through their elevated phone screens allows the tourists to "truly understand" the artistry.
 
The back of the sweatshirt has a list of dates and locations in the style of musicians' tour schedules printed on the back of concert T-shirts. This itinerary outlines the fastest way to experience all the culture of Europe, seeing all of the "can't miss" pieces and understanding none of them.